John Turningpin’s Breakfast of Fear

Ingredients
1/2 can of tuna
1 raw egg
1 large scoop of rice
Wasabi-flavored ochazuke mix
Spices
Several twists of fresh-ground black pepper
Largish dash of white pepper
3-4 dashes of rayu (hot oil)
Makin’ it
-Insert all ingredients into chawan or similar compact bowl
-Add boiling hot water and spices
-Stir
-Ingest alone or with one’s closest enemies
Came up with this one morning when very hungry but [...]